Gay Men: Give Up Hiding…

Gay men are easy to spot. That must come as quite a shock for all my fag comrades who have worked so fucking hard to seem so extraordinarily straight. Footy tipping competitions, for example. I know of closeted gay guys right here in the middle of pewf-central Sydney, who invest incredible amounts of energy in footy tipping competitions: setting them up, running them, reflecting on the games, and holding wakes and/or celebrations, as appropriate. I am derided by those very same stitched-up fags for my lack of footy love, and my obvious homosexual ways. To which I can smile,  because perfectly preened hair, massive amounts of product, and designer clothes right down to matched manbags (or is that ‘handbags’?) tell me that life’s most ridiculous gig is pretending to be someone else…

PS: Gaydars can be set off course by straight people pretending to be gay…